TDI Nintendo Edition Ch. 1

Chapter 1: Not So Happy Campers Part 1

“Hey campers what’s up? We’re here live in Camp Nintendo, somewhere in the Mushroom Kingdom, kicking off Season 1 of the newest show, right now!” the host of the show greeted. “My name is Kiba, the host of the show!”

The Lucario cosplayer was on a dock. He was a boy named Kiba.

“And this show is called Total Drama Island, where 22 people from different games of Nintendo participate in this summer camp in Camp Nintendo to compete against each other for cheesy tabloid fame and one million dollars!” Kiba shouted as he showed the very summer camp, which looked like your typical summer camp.

“Now 22 people sent us auditions to be in this show, and we are about to meet them here!” Kiba shouted.

He then started to show the island.

“Here’s how it works. We’re gonna split the contestants into two teams of 11. Every week, they have to endure a challenge that can be totally wicked for a reward and a chance for invincibility. The losing team will vote for a person in the confessionals. At the campfire, I pass out marshmallows. Whoever does not receive a marshmallow will be voted off, and have to walk the Dock of Shame. They will then have to ride the Boat of Losers and never come back. EVER. I’m still trying to hire a chef for disgusting food and other assistants. We have cameras situated all over the camp to catch all the drama that goes on,” Kiba explained.

The camera zooms in on Kiba.

“Welcome to the world of Total… Drama… Island!” Kiba shouted.

Suddenly, a boat started floating towards the dock.

“Okay, here comes our first contestant!” Kiba shouted.

The first was a man with blue overalls, black moustache and a red hat with an M.

“Well what do you know? It’s the famous Super Mario!” Kiba said with excitement.

Mario got off the boat and onto the dock.

“Welcome to Total Drama Island, Mario!” Kiba greeted.

“It’s a pleasure-a to meet-a you!” Mario replied.

“Watch out, the second contestant is…” Kiba said.

A boat came onto the dock. Out came a blue hedgehog with red shoes. He looked traumatized.

“Never again…” the hedgehog trembled.

“Geez Sonic, you really are afraid of water!” Kiba said.

“Wait, so this is the show? A summer camp?” Sonic asked.

“Yep. This is the set of Total Drama Island!” Kiba replied.

“So it’s me and Mario? You set us up?” Sonic asked.

“You two and 20 other people.” Kiba replied.

Another boat came along. Out came a blue and black dog-like creature. It was a Pokémon. His chest was yellow and he had a spike on his chest as well as his paws.

“Hey Lucario! Welcome to the show!” Kiba greeted.

Lucario checked his surroundings. He acted as if he had ignored Kiba.

“So, are you stoked to be on Total Drama Island?” Kiba asked.

Once again, Lucario didn’t respond.

“Well aren’t we the silent type?” Kiba asked rudely.

“Oh, I’m sorry if I had ignored you. I thought you were another one of my species.” Lucario replied before going to the other end of the dock with Mario and Sonic.

The boat came along and out came a pink hedgehog with a red dress, shoes and hair band.

“Amy, welcome to camp!” Kiba greeted.

“Wow! This is so cool!” Amy shouted before taking sight of Sonic on the end of the dock, “SONIC!!!” Knowing Amy, she would chase after Sonic.

Off the boat came a boy with a red hat, black hair, a striped shirt, blue jeans and a yellow backpack.

“Welcome, Ness.” Kiba greeted.

“So you’re telling me that this show is at a yucky summer camp and not on some big stage or something?” Ness asked.

Kiba nodded. “You got it.”

“Fine with me. As long as it’s more favorable to my skills.” Ness said.

Out of the boat came two girls. A blonde in a pink dress and a brunette in a orange dress.

“Ladies, welcome to camp.” Kiba greeted.

“Peach! Look at this place!” Daisy said.

“I know! We can totally have fun here!” Peach cheered.

A short caped masked figure landed next to Kiba.

“Meta Knight, why didn’t you take the boat?” Kiba asked. “Anyway, glad you can be here!”

“I could simply fly, remember?” Meta Knight replied. “And just for the record, Lucario and I did not sign up for this.”

“Well, you two kinda did.” Kiba pointed out as he held up two contracts, each with Lucario and Meta Knight’s signatures.

Meta Knight took out his sword and sliced the contracts in half.

“The awesome thing about lawyers is that they make lots and lots of copies.” Kiba explained as he held up copies of the contracts.

Meta Knight gave up and flew to the end of the dock next to Lucario.

“I’m gonna have to do something about those wings…” Kiba mumbled. He turned around to see the next contestant. “Guys, this is Colette.”

She had long blonde hair, soft-tined sky blue eyes, a sort of white dress that stopped just above her knees, a white vest on over that, and white boots. Clasped around her neck was a golden band, and a large red jewel hung from another, slightly thinner gold band.

“Okay you look really familiar!” Colette cheered.

“I’m Kiba, remember?” Kiba asked.

“Oh!” Colette said before getting to the end of the dock, after she tripped of course.

“You know what, this is taking too long. I’m just going to skip to the part where the other competitors arrive. And those who have wings, like Colette and Meta Knight, don’t worry, I got that covered.” Kiba explained.

So the entire scene was fast forwarded for time issues and the other competitors had arrived. The remaining contestants were Fox, Lloyd, Olimar, Yoshi, Krystal, Lyn, Samus, Link, Kirby, Paula, Jigglypuff, Zelda, and Rouge. Everyone then gathered at the campfire (or whatever that place was where the campfire took place but there was no fire).

“Everyone, welcome to Camp Nintendo, your new home for the next eight weeks. Everyone around you will be your cabin mates, the competition, and maybe even your friends, possibly your lover maybe?” Kiba explained.

Amy giggled at the mention of that part and Sonic shuddered.

“Whoever stays on Total Drama Island the longest without getting voted off, will get a million dollars.” Kiba explained.

“What would the sleeping arrangements be?” Sonic asked.

“Yeah, I would request a bunk under her.” Lloyd said, pointing at Lyn.

“Please tell me that they’re arranged by gender.” Lyn pleaded.

“Girls get one side of the cabin and dudes get the other. Capiche?” Kiba explained.

“Can I have a cabin with a lake view since I’m an angel?” Colette asked so kindly.

“I would, but unfortunately for you, that’s not how it works here.” Kiba replied.

“This could not get any suckier.” Zelda mumbled.

“You all will be split into teams of 11. Sonic, go on one side and Mario, go on the other.” Kia explained. Mario and Sonic did as they were told. “When I call your name, stand by Mario.”

Kiba began to call out the names of Mario’s team mates. “Fox, Lloyd, Olimar, Ness, Yoshi, Krystal, Peach, Daisy, Lyn, and Samus.”

The 10 mentioned people went over to Mario.

“From this moment on, your team will be called the Super Mario Bros!”

Everyone in Mario’s team cheered.

“That means the remaining people I did not call will be on Sonic’s team. That means Lucario, Meta Knight, Link, Kirby, Colette, Jigglypuff, Paula, Amy, Rouge and Zelda will be on Sonic’s team. You will be known as the Super Sonic’s.” Kiba explained.

“What kind of team name is that?” Rouge asked rudely.

“My interns thought of it.” Kiba replied. “Anyway, you all will be on camera in all public areas of the competition.”

Confessional:

Kiba: And this stinky outhouse is the confessional. Not only do you vote here, but you also will be able to share your innermost thoughts in here anytime you want, sort of like a video diary. Let the people at home know what you’re thinking or get something off your chest.

Zelda: Yep. This place stinks…

Colette: *her butt was facing the camera* I don’t get it! Where’s the camera guy?

Yoshi: People at home, I would like something to say. *burps loud* Hahaha! Gotcha!

End Confessional:

Everyone was getting settled into their cabins.

At the Super Sonic’s cabin…

Lucario and Meta Knight were the only ones on the roof of the Super Sonic’s cabin.

Confessional:

Lucario: Being a friend of Meta Knight, we formed an alliance right away. We’re the only ones who are actually smart enough to be focused on the game. No offense, but Rouge seems like one who would worry about her appearance, Colette sounds stupid, and Amy can get annoying. I think Zelda’s into Link, and Sonic’s just being himself. Meta Knight and I have this in the bag.

End Confessional:

“We’re the only ones who are focused on this competition, are we?” Lucario asked

“I have a guess we are. The girls will just talk and chat like normal girls and Link and Sonic are like party people. You and I will be able to dominate the competition.” Meta Knight spoke.

Lucario nodded in agreement.

Rouge was eavesdropping in Lucario and Meta Knight’s conversation.

Confessional:

Rouge: It’s only the beginning and already they formed an alliance. Well in case we do lose, I’m not going to get voted off. All I need are two girls. And I know just who to go for.

End Confessional:

“AAAAAHHHH!!!” The sound of Colette’s screaming had surprised Lucario and Meta Knight and they went to see what’s going on.

“What’s going on?” Zelda asked.

“It’s so gross! Ew! Ew! Ew!” Colette cried.

“Gross!” Paula screamed.

“It’s so gross!” Amy screamed.

Immediately, Paula, Amy and Colette jumped onto the bed.

“Girls, it’s just a stupid cockroach.” Zelda said, trying to calm the girls down.

“A really gross cockroach!” Jigglypuff screamed before joining the girls on the bed.

“I’ll kill it. Amy, give me your hammer.” Lucario said.

Amy did as she was told and gave Lucario the hammer. Where she got it out was a mystery. Lucario swung the hammer down and crushed the cockroach. He then used a napkin nearby to wipe off the remained and gave the hammer back to Amy.

“Oh thank god!” Paula sighed in relief.

“Thanks so much Lucario!” Colette said before petting Lucario’s head.

“I’m not allowing others to suffer. After all, we are a team. And we’re all in this together.” Lucario replied.

Confessional:

Lucario: I don’t know why, but it felt good to have Colette pet me like that. No one has ever done that for me. Ever. I’ve always been a loner, but now that we’re a team, I guess I would have to communicate with the others. Especially if I’m planning to win.

Colette: Lucario was just so cute! He’s like a dog I have never seen before! And he’s just sooooo cute! I wonder why he doesn’t go with friends like we do. You know, I’m starting to get over not being in Lloyd’s team.

Sonic: Hahaha! They actually fell for it! Yeah, it was me who got a cockroach just to scare Amy! She’s on my team, so things are gonna be hard to get away from her.

End Confessional:

They heard the sound of Link, Sonic and Kirby laughing at their latest prank.

“Those boys are so dead!” Zelda shouted.

“Hey Colette.” Rouge began speaking with the angel.

“Oh! Hi Rouge!” Colette replied.

“I was wondering if you and Amy would like to be my friend.”

Amy heard this. “What’s the catch? And what are you up to now?”

“I’m not up to anything. I promise not to vote you off if you don’t vote me off.” Rouge lied.

“Okay!” Colette replied.

“Colette! Rouge is trying to trick you!” Amy warned.

“Would I ever do something like that?” Rouge asked while giving a suspicious looking smirk.

Confessional:

Colette: Rouge is like a very nice person. I really don’t know why Amy thought she was dangerous. I don’t know why she said she was so mean! She’s actually nice!

Amy: Okay, so Colette was really stupid for being Rouge’s friend. I know she’s up to something and I’m going to find out! She’s trying to form an alliance with me and Colette? It’s only the beginning!

Rouge: Colette actually accepted my alliance. But I’ll have to be careful around Amy. One wrong move and it could get me voted off.

End Confessional:

Super Mario Bros’ cabin.

“So is there a counselor here?” Lloyd asked.

“You all are old enough to watch yourself. The only supervisor is me. Even though I’m only 15 and I’m the host, but that’s good enough.” Kiba explained.

“But Ness is 14.” Fox pointed out.

“Yeah. He can watch himself. His parents gave me permission.” Kiba replied. “Anyway, you have 20 minutes to unpack and meet me in the main hall, starting now.”

Kiba then left the scene.

“Hey, we are lucky. I mean, we’re in the same cabin as three very hot girls, Krystal, Samus and Lyn” Ness said.

“You know that I’m only going for Krystal and no one else.” Fox pointed out.

Krystal walked by close to the door. She shot a glare at Fox before getting into the cabin.

“I said I was sorry!” Fox shouted.

“You just got rejected…” Olimar said.

Confessional:

Fox: Okay, I think Krystal pretty much hates me now. Ever since I told her to leave Star Fox, she hasn’t spoken to me since. I even told her to come back, and when she did, she still treated me as if I’m a traitor. What do I do to get her to forgive me?!

Daisy: Poor Foxy. Krystal used to like him and now she’s totally over him… or is she?

Krystal: Just because I’m on the same team as Fox, doesn’t mean that I should forgive him for that unforgivable event.

Olimar: You see this is why I’m comfortable with being married. I don’t have to worry about drama anymore because I have a wife and two kids. As for Fox, well let’s say that it could be a while before he and Krystal can compromise.

End Confessional:

At the main hall, everyone was on a table eating their lunch.

“I think my food just moved!” Paula screamed.

“More please!” Kirby and Yoshi shouted.

“This food is so disgusting!” Zelda shouted.

“How would humans even eat these things!?” Lucario said.

“Hey, are you enjoying the food?” Kiba asked.

Everyone that wasn’t Kirby and Yoshi shook their heads.

“The food stinks!” Link shouted.

“It’s like my Professor Sage made it!” Lloyd shouted.

“It has bell peppers in it! And I don’t like bell peppers!” Colette complained.

“That’s because I made it.” Kiba replied.

“YOU made this!?” Peach and Daisy said in unison.

“Yep.” Kiba replied.

“Then what’s with the Swampert that served the food?” Samus asked.

“That Swampert’s mine. I haven’t hired a chef, so I made the food. My Swampert just served it.” Kiba explained.

“Isn’t it that you can’t have Pokemon in the kitchen for sanitation purposes?” Lucario asked.

“I assure you Lucario, he’s clean!” Kiba said.

Confessional:

Lucario: Who leaves their Pokémon in the kitchen to serve food? Kiba made the food and his Swampert serves it? Seriously, I don’t think that Kiba’s a good trainer for his Swampert.

Kiba: I swear I take care of my Swampert every day. He’s totally obedient and totally clean.

End Confessional:

“You all have one hour to eat because your first challenge begins in an hour.” Kiba said before leaving.

“What are they gonna make us do?” Peach asked, looking all scared.

“It’s the first challenge. How hard can it be?” Lloyd asked.

Kiba came back into the room.

“Oh, and I strongly advise you to wear your swimsuit. You’ll be very wet.” Kiba said before leaving again.

“You had to ask Lloyd!” Sonic snapped.

Confessional:

Kiba: They’ll be in for a surprise…

End confessional